Sooo I have a drug test tomorrow. I've never had one done before, besides the home ones when my mom though I was a stoner etc. I bought this Colt 420 stuff a while back, for just in case. but reading the directions, it doesn't really tell me when to take it (or I'm just dumb). do I take it now, or do I take it right before the test? the dude who sold it to me explained it to me but it was a while ago and I smoke too much to remember little details. although i guess they were important. thanks, :]
I have yet to hear of any of these products that claim to make you piss clean actually working. In most cases they either don't work or they do work but the company doing the testing can detect that you used them so you fail the test anyway. The only thing I've heard that works is the whizinater. Its nothing more than a fake penis you strap on like a belt under your pants and squeeze synthetic urine through. However if you are a girl, as your avatar suggests, and your test is supervised, there might be some problems if you whip out a dick during your test. If the test isn't supervised you don't even really need the whizinator itself probably, just a packet of the prepackaged urine taped or strapped to your abdomen somehow and maybe a pin to break it open with. If the test is supervised, you're pretty much screwed. Your best bet is to drink lots and lots of water, take the test AFTEr you've already taken your first piss of the day, and take some B vitamins (B2 and B12 specifically) to keep your urine yellow so they can't tell you drank a bunch of water to dilute it. I've heard that some advanced tests can still tell if you diluted your piss by seeing how large/swollen the stray cells floating around in your urine are. if they're too big they know you drank an unnatural amount of water. If this is one of those home urine tests then the water + B vitamins will probably work just fine. If its a lab test you may be screwed. If its a saliva test your'e int he clear, just don't get high before you take the test and you'll pass it. Those can only tell if you've smoked within like the past three hours or so - if theyr'e lucky. Sometimes they don't work at all. If its a hair test then there is no hope.
