Guys, boys, men and males, post your dick size in this thread

To make it realistic we will subtract 3 inches.

 

this is gonna be interesting...

 

228.6mm

 

Your real dick size is 150mm or 6 inches.

 

if I had a penis, it would be negative 4 inches

 

my mock dick is 50inches and growing everyday.

 

I found a song that goes well with your answer.


Liar

I won't ever leave while you want me to stay
Nothing you could do that would turn me away
Hanging on every word
Believing the things I heard
Being a fool
You've taken my life, so take my soul
That's what you said and I believed it all
I want to be with you as long
As you want me to
I won't move away
Ain't that what you said?
Ain't that what you said?
Ain't that what you said?
Liar, liar, liar
May I see no night
May I see no day
If I ever leave while you want me to stay
You can believe in me
I won't be leaving
I won't let you go
Ain't that what you said?
Ain't that what you said?
Ain't that what you said?
Liar, liar, liar

 

Yes, in his quest to help me out he posted the actual subtraction.

 

No, I'm sorry. I wasn't trying to make you feel bad about yourself. I was just teasing. I'm not there to measure you and I wouldn't know what the appropriate size for one of them should be. I just wanted to have a little fun with this post.

 

thats the best compliment I heard all day thanks..

 

I'm of the horse and dog circuit. I prefer nibbling and howling.

 

If by some chance anybody REALLY wants to know...I'll send a pic

 

no offense. but i was pretty sure i was the only one who licks eyes around here. *cries*

 

Haha you got competition now!

 

fine, colenzo...how many eyes have you licked in your life?

ive licked many o eyes..... too many to count.

ive even licked my own eye.

 

is eye licking a satanist ritual?

 

Your own? Wow, thats talent.

 

i give you permission to send me a picture

 

Mine is a foot long thank you very much.

 

i want to see pictures pronto