I probably have cancer

I have a huge new freckle on my hand.

 

yes you most likely do have cancer, sorry to hear that.....


can i have your wife when you die?

 

Cancer? Did you recently get a bad sunburn?

 

yeah, you can have her. who wants my guns?

 

oooo
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me!!!

i do i do!!

i didnt know you had guns, i wouldve asked for those first!!!

 

you didnt know I had guns. any wild mountain dave has guns.

 

especially over in Beer Town

 

that's true, too.

 

My friend had skin cancer at 16. Cut it out, no issue.

 

but damnit I want drama and people to pay attention to me. as long as I have some sort of malady I get attention. leave me alone. who wants my AA chip collection.

 

i probably have virgo. that means we're compatible!

 

oh, how funny. it took me a minute. actually I am a Virgo and KC is Cancer and I'll be damned if we aint compatible. But I dont believe in any of that so it doesnt matter.

 

haha, that's quite a coincidence; virgo was just the first sign i randomly thought of. i think it's all bullshit too and i have no idea which ones are supposed to go together.

 

Sorry to hear that

But If you had been born african american the risk of developing skin cancer (while not entirely eliminated) would have been greatly reduced



Hotwater

 

damn the luck!!!