to any Americans who may be reading this It's not too late to rejoin the British Commonwealth, I'm sure we'd welcome you back. No hard feelings!
If I do, can I become a knight ?? Wait maybe a consort to the Queen would be better, I don't wanna touch her or anything I just wanna hear what she has on her ipod.. And what about my lazy gluttonies attitude, can I bring that with me ?? Peace
knights, queens, sounds like a bunch of fairy non-sense to me.. Like some mary poppins shit there cuz..
She strikes me as more of a Zune kind of lass. Prince Phillip? He doesn't care, as long as his model is the white one. He doesn't want anything to do with those silly darkies.
Nah, she's already got a consort and as Head of the Church of England she has to be strictly monogamous. You could be an equerry maybe, whatever they do.