If you could have any profession in the world?

what would it be?

you can have more than one too

thought this would be fun lol

 

hip forums webmaster

 

probably like a nanny or something for somebody really famous, so i could go on all the cool vacations and stuff but wouldnt actually have to be famous and get stalked by the paparazzi.

 

koala.

 

Professional lurker.
and master poet.

 

I'd be pretty stoked to get a dollar for every post I make.

 

so far your answer is my favorite lol..

 

Omg. You're a genius. I want that job.

 

Professional Maquette maker.

 

angry koala.

 

Idiot exterminator.

 

Great Inquisitor.

 

id be...damnit, none of my shit is interesting or sarcastic

 

Ever considered ritual seppuku?

 

i dont know what that is?...i was just thinking tattoo artist/cake decorater


lol


what is that?

 

I could see that...

 

Do I look like a mothafuckin' school teacher?

 

Terrorist/Revolutionary (Depending on your perspective) leader who beheads the Prime Minister and seizes control of the state, with all the support of the people but slowly they begin to realise what a tyrant I am with my arbitrary laws then eventually I'm betrayed and taken into the street and murdered then there are violent riots and my corpse is strung up and children throw rotten fruit at it

 

damn. sorry.

 

You're saying "sorry" now?

No fucking way I'm forgiving you.

Not until you accept Allah as your one and only God.

I'm fucking serious here too.