remember how i said i wanted to fuck with neighbors?

well, i found out this morning we live next door to a master warrant officer which is one step below as high as you can get without being a commissioned member...

he's still just a human to me, and i joke with him all the time cause he's actually pretty cool for an older gentlemen but, now the pressure is on (from justin of course, since this guy has a lot of power)

so apparently i dont get to fuck with my neighbors unless i keep it out of his sight cause everyone else around here are just privates (hehe)

im told it would be in my best interest to bake him some cookies or somethin...

seriously?!

i dont plan on treating him any differently until i'm an actual member of the forces, and even then, so what? he's not in justin's unit and he won't be in my hypothetical one either.

 

Burning bags of dog poop on his porch at midnight.

You can sign my name to them.

 

dang it. That sucks. Messing up your roll.
We just found out one of neighbors is a federal state trooper. The other night we were driving down the road i live on and a trooper car pulled up behind us. We got to our driveway and saw him pull into the driveway a few feet down. He walked over and introduced himself to us. I nearly shit my pants. He saw we had just moved in and said if we had any problems, to come to him anytime because there were some bums who broke into the house while it was empty a couple months back. Kinda sucks since we wanted to grow, but its cool at the same time. safe and whatnot. oh, and he's super fine. so eye candy for us girls too.

 

I used to have a buddy that dealt right next door to a state cop. He had been doing so for over ten years. Even had a sign stating his business hours, & please wipe your feet.
There's no way he didn't know about it.
I was pretty young when I met this guy. I was shocked until I began to understand that there's no such thing as a "good" side. Up until then, I still partially bought in to the idea that I was raised with, that police are the good guys. Instead of understanding that there are good and bad folks in both camps.
The local cops where I grew up used to pull us over when we were minors and just take our mj. No paperwork, ya know... So, they scored that and quite a lot of free booze off of us. We got a slap on the wrist and were sent home.