"good" morning!!

i've reached the point where one is enough.


which is a good thing, because even that one is more than i can really afford at the moment...

 

Haha, I usually don't take bong rips in the morning, though, I have a little glass pipe. I only smoke about a pinch every morning, but it takes me foooorever.

 

fuck all you fuckin weed smokin bastards braggin about your weed smokin


eerr...

i mean

yayy

thats a great start to the day, too bad it's not how i start mine anymore

 

hey, i had to read through about 10 posts about morning sex, and you don't see me complaining. :toetap05:

 

i had noon sex today, not morning sex so there!!

touche though

what would you rather have if you had to choose only one for the rest of your life?

weed

or certain sex?!

 

by certain sex, do you mean guaranteed sex or specific sex?

either way, the sex wins easily.

 

guaranteed was definitely the word i was looking for...

believe it or not I am like 50% more retarded since i quit smoking....weed was smart juice for me


i dont know what i'd choose, i mean you can still masturbate with the weed but theres not much substitute for weed when you choose the guaranteed sex....

hopefully i'll just get over it soon

 

waking up with my darling hands around me, then having a good morning fuck. then having a nice bath , then having a nice cup of hot chocolate. this is a good start.

 

weed makes me much stupider. much much stupider.

and you can still drink; that's as good of a weed substitute as masturbation is as a sex substitute.

 

We could always kill them off, hide the bodies, and laugh... see how they like their weed then... :reddevil:


...or play duck duck goose... w/e. :tongue:

 

NO!!

its not at all...what the hell is wrong with you!???


im not gonna lie though, my drinking has increased significantly to make up for the absence of weed...

i've been drinkin almost a bottle of wine a day, but it just makes me crave the weed more.

PLUS the weirdest thing about the store here(well i guess it depends on how you look at it) the food is three times the price you'd pay anywhere else but the liquor is half price

i asked the lady at the store why that was and she replied

"you dont mess with a soldiers booze"

lol

 

i had the best wake up today, with my mom freaking out and yelling and storming into my room because my brother didn't come home last night and has a parole meeting today
luckily it's not like i needed the sleep or anything, it's not like i have to work til 3 am today
oh wait..i do have to work til 3am today
super

 

i'd choose sex over weed anyday

 

i don't know; i prefer weed too, but i still like drinking. i feel the same way about sex and masturbation, so i think it's a valid analogy.


but i'm also probably biased toward sex for obvious reasons.

 

i guess that means my weed is twice as good as yours..





















or im a lightweight..

 

I imagine the first is probably the true one. I've smoked every day for the past three years with a 6 week break there a while back, but I'm still a lightweight. It's something to be proud of! If I was the only one smoking in the house, I could probably make an ounce last for a month or more.

 

we go through spurts with it here.. im pretty much a charity case to a friend and he kicks us down some every so often.. if i was left to buy it i couldnt justify the money so sporadic weed consumption will have to do..

 

Me too....

I can honestly do without week or excessive drinking... now sex and ciggs... that's something totally different.

 

i'll be out in seattle with no weed...soooo yea....giggity