I am like a bad case of VD

Just when you think I am gone I come back just as irritating as ever!

 

The sex is always worth it.

 

i'm like a bad case of v8. 24 cans of congealing red smelly liquid.

 

1/11/2009 :d

 

Irritation can be a good thang...

:rofl:

Sort of makes your nether regions throb and pulsate and be SUPER sensitive to the slightest touch...

Wow. No wonder men like me!!! i have ultra HOT hands ~ temp-wise, not that they're so great to look at...

Oh, WOW.

No wEnder i'm the only one that can get me off.


Okay, folks,

i'm, like, having an epiphany, here...



Yeah, right.

In my DREAMS, perhaps...

:rofl:

 

DAMN

you're funny when i'm stoned!!!

ROFLMAO!!!

 

Was that Inauguration Day?

 

That is the day I took his anal virginity.

 

ive had my shots..

 

you should get stoned more often, because my comedy needs all the help it can get.

 

He lied to you...he gave up his cherry long ago.

 

That bastard.

 

still waiting for my boob job money :toetap05:
you said you'd give me boob job money come the summer, well guess what buddy it's the summer!

 

Ohhh! Don't go away like that ever again, you hear? Stay! I've missed you so much!!!

You owe me a PM bud, I want to know what's been up with you lately!!!