Whens the last time you shit your pants

Don't lie.

 

about 10 years ago..my daughter had me laughing and we were locked out of the house..when you gotta go, you gotta go

 

Mine was especially horrible. I misjudged a fart while playing centerfield in a baseball game> I was a teenager.

 

kinda like this girl I guess..haha..classic youtube vid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JM6CGF3rUHM

 

today

 

i don't wear pants. there's shit all over my floor though.

 

:drool5:

 

are you drooling over the first half of my comment or the second half?

 

second half i would assume. seems to be fascinated by the concept.

 

that's what i was hoping.

 

It's raz, of course it's the second half.

Also, this thread made me :rofl:

 

The last time I shit my pants was when I was in 6th grade. I thought it was just gonna be a fart, so I let it go. It was a judgement call, and my judgement sucks. lol

The fukt up part is that I was wearing a pair of white sweat pants, so I immediately went to the restroom, wiped my ass, and disposed of my boxers before anything got on my pants. haha I went commando for the rest of the day, but at least my pants were shitless:tongue:

 

I don't ever remember shitting my pants, I have peed my pants a quit a few times, once I had smoked my self silly I was at my sisters apartment and we were dancing and all the sudden I started laughing and I piss my self I hade no underwear on so I peed all over these books that was on the floor, they next day she returned the books to the guy with a smile on her face :tongue:

 

About 4 years ago, I'd say. I was drunk and was on my way to the bathroom....I took about 4 steps and pooped my pants.

 

i was probably like 3 or something. don't remember.

 

Liar.

 

good story but use the word shit instead of poop. it has more flare.

 

Don't remember, I have excellent external anal control.

 

When I got food poisoning, it was coming out both ends.

 

thats bad news.