Whens the last time you shit your pants

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  1. Wild Mountain Dave

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  2. GeeOhhN

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    about 10 years ago..my daughter had me laughing and we were locked out of the house..when you gotta go, you gotta go:eek:
     
  3. Wild Mountain Dave

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    Mine was especially horrible. I misjudged a fart while playing centerfield in a baseball game> I was a teenager.
     
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  5. raz5

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    today
     
  6. I'minmyunderwear

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    i don't wear pants. there's shit all over my floor though.
     
  7. raz5

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    :drool5:
     
  8. I'minmyunderwear

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    are you drooling over the first half of my comment or the second half?
     
  9. Wild Mountain Dave

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    second half i would assume. seems to be fascinated by the concept.
     
  10. I'minmyunderwear

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    that's what i was hoping. :)
     
  11. LauraMay

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    It's raz, of course it's the second half. :p

    Also, this thread made me :rofl:
     
  12. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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    The last time I shit my pants was when I was in 6th grade. I thought it was just gonna be a fart, so I let it go. It was a judgement call, and my judgement sucks. lol

    The fukt up part is that I was wearing a pair of white sweat pants, so I immediately went to the restroom, wiped my ass, and disposed of my boxers before anything got on my pants. haha I went commando for the rest of the day, but at least my pants were shitless:tongue:
     
  13. Jennifer19

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    I don't ever remember shitting my pants, I have peed my pants a quit a few times, once I had smoked my self silly I was at my sisters apartment and we were dancing and all the sudden I started laughing and I piss my self I hade no underwear on so I peed all over these books that was on the floor, they next day she returned the books to the guy with a smile on her face :tongue:
     
  14. moon_flower

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    About 4 years ago, I'd say. I was drunk and was on my way to the bathroom....I took about 4 steps and pooped my pants. :)
     
  15. Deranged

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    i was probably like 3 or something. don't remember.
     
  16. odon

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    Liar. :p
     
  17. Wild Mountain Dave

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    good story but use the word shit instead of poop. it has more flare.
     
  18. rebelfight420

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    Don't remember, I have excellent external anal control.
     
  19. Kinky Ramona

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    When I got food poisoning, it was coming out both ends. :(
     
  20. Wild Mountain Dave

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    thats bad news.
     
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