how to succeed in taking photos of children

i'm going through random articles on wikihow and this popped up.

http://www.wikihow.com/Succeed-in-Taking-Photos-of-Children

"Taking photos of children is a pastime many of us share."

i get the feeling a parent didn't write any of that article.

 

i take photos of children all the time

 

yeah but you're a hot mama, so its okay.

 

i'm not a mama yet...i don't have any kids...that i know of....


oh wait, you're using that slang term "mama" oh..kay

 

in all my 21 years i've never known a woman to say that.

 

Tranquilizers and Tequila should make them sit still

 

Offer 'em candy.

 

"Use the zoom for close-ups."

Lulz.

 

lmao, That's disturbing.