My neighbours tried to beat me up one night when I got home after a party because apparently my hair is too long and it makes me look gay So fuck them I'd happily turn them in for free if I could. I actually want to impale a pig's head on their front door, but not sure if its worth losing the knife.
Use pig poo in a plain brown bag ~ slather it all over their front step ~ no loss of valuable utensils, and the smell should have them moving within the week! Now, if you could somehow get into their house, there are a ZILLION things you can do ~ fish, which will rot, in the drapery rods comes to mind... :rofl:
i'd be laughing my ass off it they try to arrest someone with a concealed carry permit haha or people start calling in reporting that cops are carrying guns