Advice Corner

In general, law school is full of douchebags.

As a career choice, everyone knows that studying law isn't a good idea there days because there are way too many lawyers and it's a somewhat costly career. Only study law if you have family connections to law firms or if you are indeed some genius attorney. (or if you have money, lots of it)

 

Have a wonderful night, and thank you for participating in today's segment of "Advice Corner".

Remember: No News is Good News, but No Advice is Bad Advice.

 

What is the best ethnicity/culture to marry into?

 

ah yes. i will try planting crack in each man's mailbox. i will post the results in 6 weeks.

if that doesn't work, then i will try malt liquor.

thank you BSR for restoring my marriage

 

My dad went to law school. And my cousin. Also, my brother in law. But he's in Switzerland
Thank you.

 

Brave Sir Rubin,,,

A Chinese couple I know, the Wongs, had a baby. The baby was black,,seemingly of African descent.

What did they name the baby?

 

JewX.

The X is a variable derived by a simple equation:

Money + Power* + Intelligence divided by Number of Annoying Aunts + Degree of Mother's Influence in said person's life + Size of nose.

The higher the X factor, the more marriageable said Jew is.

*(%of politicians under said person's influence + family social and political connections)

 

You are more than welcome.

...and remember kids:

Crack is whack, unless you're black.

Then it's completely and totally socially acceptable.

 

"Something"

 

walking through the gardens in the rain will compact the soil and cause problems for the roots of the plants..

oh i am hoping he has went to bed or something,otherwise me an my niggers may have to take his advice..

 

lol, this is great..

 

Should I go back to school or pick up and move to cali?

..its a tough call..

 

You're too pretty to be a lawyer.

 

I do not know what they named the baby.

But I would name it Chong.

 

You shouldn't pick up and move to Cali because you'll end up being a prostitute who takes it up the ass for an extra 50 an hour.

I do not have enough information to tell you if you should go back to school or not.

 

Dear,
Pavel

I have made a decent and a fairly prosperous career out of raping and robbing young women. Unfortunately due to recent failures in the economy many of my victims now barely have anything worth robbing. How am I to continue my career if there is no fiscal incentive to do so? I strive for modesty a lot but I must admit I fancy myself almost a savant in the arts of forced penetration and armed robbery and I don't think I should use my talents exclusively for rape.
Please help me Jew Pavel.

Love,
Rebel.

 

Architect ?

 

Move out of South Carolina.

 

Doctor.

 

They named it "Something"

"Something Wong"