my new mexican

pipe

i went on a cruise and bought this in cozumel
i'm pretty sure i heard one of the vendors there telling a guy where he could go get weed
another guy jokingly told me he'd give me a free sample if i bought a pipe from him
there was also a store there that sold prescription medications (but nothing that good) i asked if they had "pain medicine" and she said only soma and something else that i forget. bottles of pills were like 100 or 200 bucks though
we bought two bottles of captain morgan for $20 total

well the cruise was fuckin awesome, but i just wanna show you guys my pipe, which has yet to be used

 

I like that! You better get to smokin out of that badass thing! Haha

 

with the title of this thread i thought you were going to tell me how you got a new mexican

 

pork all your pics aren't showing up for me and i dont know why
i can see other peep's pics...im so confused cause im a mac n00b and dont know how to fix it...anyone help? usin safari

 

try goin to my album to see 'em?

 

doesn't show up for me either, but I'll check the album.

 

so i got some weed!
there's more to it though

my dude's phone is doing this thing..."the customer you have called is not available..please try again later" or something similar
not voicemail
it's because he's out of minutes i think
so i decided to just stop over at his house and see if he's home
i did this earlier today too, but no one was home
so i tried again around 10:00 tonight
and he's not home again
but his roomate is

but it's a new roomate i've never met, so i say "is ___ home?"
"no he's not"
"did he move or something?"
"no he's just working, want me to tell him you stopped by?"
"yea sure"
and as i'm about to leave i just say (at half volume) "can you sell me a bag?"

"yea sure"

*SWEET* (in my head)

but here's the really sweet part:
the guy was dumb or way too high or something
cuz he gave me 6.8 grams for 20 bucks

i asked how much for an eighth
he said 40
i say it's usually 35 (but it's really usually 30 now that i think about it)
he's like, i'm just doin what he said to do, 40 an eighth, 20 a dub

so i was like ok i'll just take a 20, how much is that?
he says, "a dub"
i say "i mean how much does it weigh?"
(he's getting ready to weigh it out btw, like outta a big bag, my dude doesn't pre-bag stuff)

he says "13?...nooo that'd be huge"
then he just starts piling bud on the scale, i can see the numbers kinda, it's around 8 grams, he's like "that looks really big" takes a little off, and says "i dunno does that look like a dub to you?"

(as we all know, a dub is just a bag of weed that you pay 20 bucks for)

so i say "sure!" with a grin that i couldn't contain (it'd be the green grin with teeth if i knew the keys for it - i'm on quick reply)

and i got 6.8 i think for 20 bucks
it's just middies but STILL

i feel a little bad for my dealer, but i guess he shouldn't have left his stuff to sell with that guy (listen to me justify my actions)
and i think/hope he won't exactly find out what happened since he just sells outta the one big bag, and smokes out of it too, so he won't really know how much extra i got, if he even knows at all

so i'm high from my new mexican

pipe

and the pipe's not that great
it's made for tobacco, you know a bowl head that's too deep, but small in diameter, and the hole isn't in the bottom, but in the bottom back...it's like a straight shot from where the weed sits and the smoke hits your lips

so my first hit, i got some weed bits with it

but i kinda knew all this before i bought it

it was $3, and i just got it cuz i don't have a bowl at all (you know my bong i'm sure) and i guess for a souvenir
damn i get really "type"ative when i'm high

they had some glass bowls there too, but they were cheap glass, with too large of holes in the bowl head, and the carbs were located in dumbass spots like on the stem of the bowl, not the head
thin
crappy

so i got this skull one that says cozumel on it
and kinda sucks
but i'm H I G H (insert smoking smiley)

this post may deserve it's own thread......

*copy/paste*?

 

buy a pc?

 

i have a PC, but my university is primarily mac so i buckled

i see em now - cool piece for cheap

and rad on the bud score!!! i'd smoke mids all the time if i got em for 20 bucks per 7 grams lol :sifone:

 

i have a pc, and the pics arent showing either

but i checked out the album. very nice!

 

Haha I have encountered many "dumb" people who ask me "does this look like an 8th?" or "does this look like a gram?" Im like eh no not really man Maybe a couple more buds should do it.

 

yea i probably could have gotten even MORE, but i figured it was already enough.

 

id lawl if abe came back when the dude was handing you the bag with liek 6 gs and you were only giving him 20

 

yea that woulda sucked a little

JUST EDIT "ABE" OUT OF YOUR POST PLEASE

 

ha its straight man
just say that's the fake name you used for online