The Epic Toaster Staredown

haha...i know that feeling...well not shitting my pants when it happens but certainly scares me

 

hahaha. if i had a pop up toaster i would go attempt this right NOW!!

Sunshine, sounds like you got freaked out because you tried to beat the toaster. You'll never win if you play on the toaster's turf, you need to coax the toaster to your turf to get homefield advantage!

 

Hahahaha, what am i supposed to do? Talk to it like a little animal???
"Come one, little toaster. it's okay. I'm not going to hurt you... here toaster, come here. good toaster."

hahahhaa

 

hahaah, that was funny.

 

but seriously, greg, how do you coax a toaster?

 

you push up the button to make the toast come out instead of waiting for it to scare you?...but cmon...wheres the fun in that

 

that's not coaxing that's forcing, and I don't think the toaster would appreciate that.
I think that would still scare me though....

 

no what i mean is:

You we're trying to beat the toaster at its own game. You were completly stoned, standing on a chair, staring into the toaster; of course the toaster is going to win, you set youself up.

Now, if you had refused to play the toaster's game and said "NO! I'm not going to beat you by force! I'm going to trick you, back!" You could've tricked the toaster into thinking that you weren't even paying attention: that you didn't even care if it popped up the toast. the toaster would've been caught so off-guard you would have had the game in the bag!

 

i tried walking out of the room when i cook toast but im usually high when i make toast and it seems like its taking to long so i go back in and then BOOM it gets me

 

Hahahaha I want to try

 

Well, i tried telling myself that I wasn't going to be scared. "It's no big deal. It'll be fine. It won't scare me."

I'll give your deal a try next time, though :cheers2:

 

it's ok man, I wish i had been there to see it tho.

 

no you don't.
anyone seeing that would've thought I was a crazy fuck

 

....or stoned as fuck

 

hahahahaha.

 

this is how i talk to my sewing machine, if i swear at it it refuses to work, it just makes a humming noise at me. i bought a new machine, but it has yet to show its personality.

great, now we'll have a bunch of potheads raping toasters.

 

oh no! this just got serious.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqMiigy92qU

 

dude if you can find it get this one game called pop up pirATE and itll scare the fuck outta you lmao

 

I think maybe you oughta get a less-frightening toaster.

 

Fuck.. toasters scare me.