Greatest Stash Spots?

Hey I just got some new shoes (ES Theory 1.5 black/white/red) and they have stash pockets in the tongues... just made me think of great stash spots I've had over the years.

I also had a pair of jeans with a stash-pocket in the seam of the inside of the leg but I must have gotten rid of them over the years.

Anyone else had any great stash spots?

 

Long story made short.... in a girl...i think you know what I mean, but hey, its a place the police dont search.

 

cigarette pack

or in ur hand ready to eat if u get flicked

 

in the cooter!!

ur a girl? this i did not know

 

Not in me, my urethra, I am male, a girl whom was a friend, present, and willing to save our asses.

 

oh wordd

 

Cops searched all of us... The spot worked perfectly.

 

oh i read that wrong

and yeah that works


unless they believe u have something and call in a female cop, or the male cop can just feel u up

 

does anyone here know about the stash spot in your jeans by the zipper? best one.

 

Alright so we've covered stash spots when you're out and about, but what about in your house?

I went online and bought a stash lockbox that looks EXACTLY like a book of poems by Robert Browning. It is hardback size, and just perfectly deep enough to hold the wide size pill bottles. I can fit all my drugs in there along with my razor/straw/powder bag kit, and my pill crusher and now that I've begun to IV, a couple syringes, full and ready to go.

the book even has like 30 pages at the beginning and end so if you just casually picked it up and flipped a few pages from the front you'd never know. You have to turn to the right page and slide 7 sliders to the right number (0-9) and then you can slide open the compartment.

The best part is that I have a whole shelf of old, big, rare books of the type this thing is made to look like. So although my parents have searched my room hundreds of times looking for my stash, they've never found it. I'll bet even if the cops searched they wouldn't find it unless they were pretty diligent. Besides, they couldn't hope to guess my combination and the inner lining is carbonized steel (very hard) so the only way to break it open is to use like an arc welder or a diamond tipped saw. It is even semi-fireproof.

And I got it on eBay for like $50. I think it is well worth it.

-V


Last time the cops searched me I had my pill case (small white cylindrical metal container with an airtight/watertight screw off top) on me, in my pocket. They pulled me over cause I was drifting out of my lane (nodding...should NOT have been driving) and they made me get out of the car. I said I hadn't been drinking or doing drugs and they did a sobriety test (nose touching and line walking shit) and I passed and they said they needed to search my vehicle, which they did, and while they were doing that I quickly grabbed the container (it had 6 OC 40's and 6 OC 20's and 4 perc 5/325's in it) and stuck it under my balls so their weight would hold them in place.

Fortunately the cop just frisked me gently and bought my story when I said I was tired and sick, and sent me on my way saying don't drive tonight after you get home.

Whew! of course, if i'd brought my script bottles with me like I usually do I would have just waved them in those cops faces and said fuck off you bitches.

(sorry, just IV'd 6mg Dilaudid again so I'm off my tits)

 

A female cop won't come to the scene and check the inside of the vagina. That only happens in a full strip search at a police station. By which point you should have already given up the drugs; sneaking drugs into jail is a BAD idea.

 

'off my tits' - I thought we only had that phrase in Britain

 

They'd have to bee feeling you up a hell of a lot to find drugs inside your vagina lmao

One time when me and 2 friends got stopped for having booze underage, we had a 6g bud that we just picked up and the one girl that was with us held it in her hand the whole time she was getting frisked/checked and the cops never even noticed!

That was the most awesome hiding spot because it wasn't really hidden, yet we never got busted for it!

 

haha you DO only have that phrase. I was feeling British at the moment. I love all your phrases across the pond man. I had the best time when I went to Uni in London, and I watch UK TV shows as often as I can so I can enjoy the amazing ability you Brits have to "turn a phrase" lol

I like Peep Show. Funny ass shit.

-V

 

Nooo fucking way! I'd need to see that to believe it. Just too crazy to be true!

 

As hard as it might be to believe it, it's true... I thought for sure we would have gotten busted when we got searched but they didn't say anything. Then when we left, she told us and showed us that she still had it in her hand and we just burst out laughing!

But the cops DID make us pour out three 6-packs of beer... THAT sucked.

 

I've often wondered about cops and stuff in the US. American police have a very bad rep in the UK, we automatically think of them as intolerant, mean-spirited motherfuckers who'll do *anything* to bust you. Mind you, we think the same things of our cops (and being a frequent attender of illegal parties, it's kind of become second nature to my kind to simply 'hate' pigs) but it really does depend on the situation; once, my car was searched by three cops and they found coke, X, ketamine, speed, and god knows what else in there, but they told me to drive off because they needed to go shut the soundsystem/party down.

It's also fun being cheeky to police here. Can you guys get away with that?

 

I had a 100pack of roxi's once and was a little nervous about driving around with them.So I thought where would be the best place to hide them? So I stuffed them In my truck's cold air intake-Horsefucker's won't look there!

 

pocket zipper in your jeans?

 

socks have worked in the past...