So, I got jacked on the 4th on July

well, if they were to literally rip an entire court out of the cement and steal it I wouyldn't be mad. I would be fucking amazed ... :hurray:

 

I'm thinking of installing a gun turret on the roof of my house...

 

Just put a .50 Cal on a tripod up there.

 

lmao, That's what I was thinking this whole time. I was like, "The whole court? Holy fuck!" Well, if you lived close to me, I'd let you have my parents' basketball goal. You have to cement that sucker into the ground and it'd take awhile to remove. Haha.

 

I was thinking of surveillance also but, with a gun turret there's no way they can get away. I'm talking gun turret with a mounted gattling gun

 

Seriously if they did that all I would do is say is touche, good game.

 

with a motion sensor so it just starts firing when curious motherfuckers get too close...

Thats low. Stealing the basketball goal? I've seen seen some shit before, but that is just low.