So I am going to kill one of my roomates...

... Or at least I really really REALLY want to.
Went upstairs to get something to eat and he comes out of his room. Immediately starts harassing me. Tells me if its my day off that I can do some fucking dishes. Coming from the guy who leaves nasty dishes around with FOOD still on them. I have not once seen him do dishes yet I do them all the time! What really pisses me off is that I got up today feeling motivated. I was gonna scour my room - ya know the whole deep clean move the furniture and vacuum kind, THEN come up and do the dishes and give the kitchen a good clean. Well FUCK THAT! What a cock. This kid is so lazy and just over all a male chauvinist pig! The day he moved in he asked me if I was a "traditional woman." I can only assume he means do I cook and clean and act appropriately. Well I DO cook and clean but I also work as often as possible. This guy is so fucking burnt out from being in the military. What do they DO to these people?! He will just randomly blurt out the most awkward shit and doesn't even get why everyone in the house hates him. Honestly I don't think he even realizes that no one likes him. One friend of another roomate invites him to go hang out just so he can sit back and laugh at him. He's such a jerk to everyone. I so hope I am there when someone finally breaks down and socks him a good one! :reddevil:
GRRRRR!

 

Did you try suicide yet?

 

Lol nah. I like ME - It's him I have a problem with!

 

How many roommates do you have?

 

If you are going to kill him, then you should poison him over a long period of time and make the actual death look like something that would not incriminate you... like a drug overdose.

 

^^^^^^^^^^^^

small amounts of antifreeze over a long period of time works great for that..

 

Hi,

the best day in my entire life at university was the day when my room mate moved out and I rented the whole flat .

Regards
Gyro

 

+1

 

5 rooms - 8 people. Too fucking many if you ask me. but I can't afford anywhere else.

PS: I think some of you watch too much CSI! lol But the long slow poisoning would look very suspicious I think. I mean how on earth would somebody accidentally ingest antifreeze every day for months? lol Now his bike is a POS so if I "helped" the chain to fall off this week with all the thousands of tourists here for the Cherry festival... he might just eat a car. Now that would be SO sad.

 

8 people = 7 suspects

 

:smilielol5: Good point...:cheers2:

 

don't jump to conclusions. maybe he used to live with a hermaphrodite and he's just making sure he doesn't get a similar surprise with this living situation...

 

This is what comes of living in Michigan, the bluest of the blue states. You should move to Maryland and give me private lapdances.

 

What's wrong with making women do all the housework?

 

They wouldn't bother to look for signs of poisoning if you make it look like an overdose or so.

 

Give him a hotshot of heroin.

 

oh its easy.. this isnt my idea, a woman a few towns away was convicted of doing it twice in separate incidents..


yeah, seriously, she got away with it the first time and then did it again and the police got suspicious.

Georgia woman faces life in prison after two men die of antifreeze