Wierdest reasons for not coming into work.

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  1. farmout

    farmout All who wander arent lost Lifetime Supporter

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    can't find the doorway to civilization.....:)
     
    farmout, Jun 20, 2009
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  3. deleted

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    penis piercing got stuck in her retainer.,., Im not in any hurry.. :D
     
    deleted, Jun 20, 2009
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  5. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    I cant find my pants
     
    SpacemanSpiff, Jun 20, 2009
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  7. broony

    broony Banned

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    the walls are white
     
    broony, Jun 26, 2009
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  9. SpacemanSpiff

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    turkeys!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
    SpacemanSpiff, Jun 27, 2009
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  11. farmout

    farmout All who wander arent lost Lifetime Supporter

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    its snowin somewhere, I'm sure of it...:)
     
    farmout, Jul 5, 2009
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  13. broony

    broony Banned

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    mary jane sent me to my room
     
    broony, Jul 5, 2009
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  15. daisymae

    daisymae Senior Member

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    I'm having an out-of-body experience.
     
    daisymae, Jul 5, 2009
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  17. SpacemanSpiff

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    my brain is on strike
     
    SpacemanSpiff, Jul 5, 2009
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  19. daisymae

    daisymae Senior Member

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    BBAD is holding me hostage...send donuts
     
    daisymae, Jul 5, 2009
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  21. SpacemanSpiff

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    my water broke
     
    SpacemanSpiff, Jul 5, 2009
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  23. countrygirl

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    stuck in a tree.....
     
    countrygirl, Jul 5, 2009
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  25. Johnny Lennon

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    The United States Government wouldn't let me, so I ate myself instead.
     
    Johnny Lennon, Jul 6, 2009
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  27. SpacemanSpiff

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    somebody stole my spaceship
     
    SpacemanSpiff, Jul 6, 2009
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  29. countrygirl

    countrygirl Senior Member

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    I have a horny husband....
     
    countrygirl, Jul 7, 2009
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  31. SpacemanSpiff

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    my ass is cracked
     
    SpacemanSpiff, Jul 7, 2009
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  33. daisymae

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    I have to glue BBAD's ass back together.
     
    daisymae, Jul 7, 2009
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  35. farmout

    farmout All who wander arent lost Lifetime Supporter

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    I'm gonna watch daisymae re-glue bbad's butt.....:)
     
    farmout, Jul 7, 2009
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  37. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    constipation
     
    SpacemanSpiff, Jul 7, 2009
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  39. countrygirl

    countrygirl Senior Member

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    watchin' the grass grow....
     
    countrygirl, Jul 8, 2009
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