A Good Party

glad i got out when i did.

i only stumbled upon a couple faggy dancing parties my entire college career, and that was when i was a freshman who didn't know anyone and was just looking for unguarded beer.

 

This seems to be a fairly new phenomenon.

...and it's spreading.

Every faggot thinks he's a DJ too...

"OMG, I can play other people's shitty dance music! I rule!"

Damn, I hate people, but people my age get to me the most.

 

He dove off something?

 

that sounds almost as bad as every black person thinking he's a rapper.

almost.

 

nah, he was just kinda like "this isn't really necessary" then continued to mumble incoherently to himself.

 

In a way, it's almost worse...

But at least these faggots aren't black.

 

hmmm... a themed party where everyone just lets loose and is not in their comfort zone. than you have no weird who's who situation. its just everyone getting bamboozled in some crazy outfits!

or the parties my friends and i had... jungle juice parties! try to have a night where literally 20+ BLACKED OUT drunk fools are trying to have good time.

 

it's funny the things you convince yourself you're capable of when that third hit of acid starts to kick in....

 

i'm sure some will be before it's over...

 

who says faggot?
grow up

 

I had a pretty fun little fourth of july party. I got a burn on my leg by a roman candle this girl shot at me. She then proceeded to tell me she was a lesbian, followed me around for a while, and we made out. I beat up a couple people with foam nunchucks and sung a pirate drinking song. I later tried to lite my pants on fire.

What makes a good party is good people, I like 'em a bit small, about 15, a few close friends, and a few cool new people, lots of booze and a bit of mayhem.

 

I would call them niggers, but that would be an insult to niggers.

 

So you converted a lesbian?

 

are you being serious?

just seems ironic telling someone else to grow up because you're offended by a word...

 

I didn't know "faggot" was out of date, myself.

What do all the hip kids say these days...

****? Wanker? Salad tosser? Carrot muncher?

Hell, while describing the faggots I'm talking about, faggot is by far the most appropriate and accurate word.

 

i've always liked "twat," but i kind of thought that was already archaic, which is a large part of its charm...

 

How about gaylord?

Way washed out.

 

alcohol, music, drugs, bonfires, random kids, cards, blunts, music, alcohol, you know

some parties I go to are intense, while others are mellow as hell. the ones I like more depend on my mood I suppose. when I'm in the city, they are usually a lot bigger and more random with more drugs. around here, it's usually just 20 or so friends, drinking and smoking around a bonfire until the sun comes up.

 

She went back. I'm just kinda disarming. She was making out with her g/f that night, but her girl friend had a boyfriend over. I sort of thought I could get her too.

 

Sounds like an orgy waiting to happen.