it's horrible I think I just shat my small intestine....I think I am dying. please share your diarrhea stories...
:rofl: EDIT: I tried to give you rep but it didn't work. Also, I'm sorry to hear about the loss of your small intestine. :grouphug:
HOW DOES THIS THREAD NOT HAVE 5 STARS! It's so poetic and..well frankly, beautiful. "thou hath shittest out thine small intestine into bloody water!" psalms 13 verse 2.
alright...here's the best diarrhea story you're EVER gonna here folks. When I was in grade 11 I had to take a city bus at 5:45 AM across town and I'd get off where my school bus would come to pick a bunch of us up. Only thing was I'd get to the stop at 6:05 and the school bus didn't get there till 7:10. I had to kill all that time first thing in the morning. It was the dead of winter (in Canada) and I was at the stop at 6:05 one morning. I smoked cigarettes at the time and as other smokers will know, they sometimes make you have to go to the washroom, especially if you're drinking coffee with it. So I finished my coffee, finished my smoke and I'm standing there and I feel the urge to go. I'm not at all a morning person as I usually have somewhat of an upset stomach when I wake up, I always have. Directly across the street from where I'm waiting is the house of the girl I was dating at the time. Right beside her house is my ex-girlfreinds house (I swear I'm not making any of this up). So I run across the street to the house of the chick I was seeing and I bang on her door for a bit, I knew her parents were gone but she didnt wake up till like 10 minutes before the bus got there. I bang and bang and her dogs are barking but no answer....I'm fucked. I can feel it's gonna come out whether I let it or not. I run around the side of her house and there is an alley between her house and my ex's house thats about 10 feet wide. I squat in a snow bank and shit the gnarlyest liquid diarreah right there in a snowbank in the alley. I look down and it froze almost immediately, but when I stand up I noticed some had shot onto the house of the chick I was dating. I tried to wash it of with snow but it was frozen to the white plastic siding....what did I use to wipe you ask..........snow, and to my ultimate discomfort it was laced with ice chunks. I went over to that chicks house the next day after school and I noticed treads going back there that weren't mine....I peaked around and noticed someone had shoveled my frozen shit out of there, it was gone. But some of it was still frozen to the side of the house! lmao
"EDIT: I tried to give you rep but it didn't work." Try harder next time failure! Jk you are the rep of my soul you are the tater to my tots. "Also, I'm sorry to hear about the loss of your small intestine. " I can't locate him either he is a sneaky bastard.
I hope I don't have AIDS. I have been going to Haiti and anal fucking prostitutes. Not to mention all the South American blood transfusions. But... I don't think it's probable.
