get a load of retards and drive em to the zoo

if you had access to a bus load of retards what would you do?

 

Buy them ice cream and take them home.

 

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It's a boring day - I've got nothing to do
Except to get a load of retards and drive 'em to the zoo

Oh oh oh takin' retards to the zoo [x2]

Load 'em on a bus just for laughs
Down a winding road stepping on the gas
Down a winding road just daydreaming
Down a winding road with the retards screaming

Oh oh oh takin' retards to the zoo [x2]

One of them blowing a big spit bubble
Slam on the brakes at the first sign of trouble
Head on collision bodies everywhere
Head on collision retards beware

Oh oh oh takin' retards to the zoo [x2]

 

Take them to the zoo while listening to the classic rock station at our drive there.

 

I'm psychic, sweet

 

probably just take them home. i don't think i'd have enough patience to deal with a bus load of retards too long.

 

exactly
dead milkmen for the win!

:cheers2:

 

I would get them to sign up at HipForums and collect my 10 experience points for each referral

 

I would start a lawn mowing business.

They would mow lawns, I would pay them in balloons.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0hXoShBQ7c

 

Why this of course

 

hyphy,, for the win

 

Holy shit are they ghost riding a school bus, lol.

Take'em to a titty bar.

 

Yup. Mix me, a bus and retards and that would naturally happing. I do the dummy retarded and ride the yellow bus, STILL!

 

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i have an autistic cousin. hes probably the coolest kid i know. he cant talk on his own for the most part. he can say things like "food", "yes", "no", and "more". he does have a habit of reciting lines from movies though. its pretty neat.

i taught him how to give a high 5. hes a pro now

 

Re Create the scene at the end of Dirty Harry.

They werent retards they were kids, but I just wanna play Scorpio

 

two of my cousins are retarded
i still make fun of retards
their father is a gun freak
family is the best place to get jokes from

 

eat hot dogs, drink milkshakes, get a bunch of retards and drive em to the zoo?

 

If I had a bus load of retards I would turn them into no talent pop music stars and get rich. Oh wait...N'Sync, New Kids on the block, Britney Spears...damn someone beat me to it.