how do you feel about this dress?

but most women look like shit in generic shit they buy at target.

so I'm offering useful insight.

 

No pics of Dave in drag, thanks.

 

it has a lot of designs and has a green thing around the waist. oh, and it's nice

 

it has a slip


so what im gathering is i should not get this dress because

a. it could possibly make my boobs look weird
b. the print isnt all that great
c. itll make me look like i have a flat ass - which i dont

i think ive made my decision
i thank you all for your participation

 

I feel like I'm the only guy here who knows what an empire waist is........

 

I'm sure it would look better with you in it Wimbrel.

 

Hello,

Women look generic in generic shit they buy at Target, especially American women who already look somewhat generic to begin with.

I'm not disagreeing with your useful insight.

Blessings,

Yoshimo Hakimoto,
Third Floor Accounting Specialist
RND Industries,
Eureka, California.

 

it would definitely not flatter your booty.

nothing in an empire waist would

 

have you ever been to eureka ca?

 

Nah, heard semi-good things though.

Almost went to college at Arcata though. Thank God that I didn't. Would have killed all the hippies and myself by now.

 

daaaaamn, im going to start sending dave pics of my clothes so he can give me advice before i go out now.

 

It's a waistline raised above the natural waistline


The second empire waistline is for women who are either obese or pregnant


Hotwater

 

push up bra

 

guys dont get why women wear empire waist shirts and dresses. how do i know this to be true you may ask? Cosmo told me. Cosmo would never lie to me

 

men are stupid and simple

 

cosmo lies.

cosmo is written by women and guys who had their balls fall off from drinking pink cocktails and bitchpops for so many years.

 

Most women are fat inside.

(and outside)

 

looks like something bella would turn into a pillow and sell on etsy..

 

only because tits have as much fat as brains (on average. yes, I know that different kinds of breast have different fat% and that's the reason there are so many different breast shapes from the floppy to the balloon)

 

Bull. I wear empire waist shirts so I don't look fat. I have big boobs and unless I wear a skin tight t-shirt or a shirt with an empire waist I look like I'm wearing a tent. Dumbass