The wookie so wooly just does something to me weather warbling for revenge or ripping troopers limbs unhinged he's the greates pal would never steal your gal probably because the difference in species the true mother of the falcon to whom Lando and Han are kin could never be used by the darkside cause he would just rip Vader's freckin arms off.
Someone has a fetish for hairy men... ...I've heard Andre the Giant is available. Or dead. Either way, write a poem for him; he deserves it.