Dude, orison, you totally have to bring some OxyClean or KABOOM! and see if you can lay it on his casket...how epic. He is still getting sales, post mortem
You should go up to the casket & then ask a random person if they could take a picture of you & Billy. I also wonder if they'll be using the Awesome Auger to dig up the ground & then attach Hercules Hooks to the casket to lower him down. Yes I know I'm awful...
Man, I never bought anything mr. Mays advertised, but that guy rocked! What am I going to watch at 2:43am now that he's dead?
I'm wondering if Vince, the Sham Wow guy, will be the next to go. Did you guys hear about Vince punching a girl for biting his dick? hahaha
you know they buff and clean the caskets with shamwows.. it just makes sense, their like the same material as cars
Nevermind. Allow me to correct myself. I just looked it up and he actally punched a prostitute in his hotel room when she bit his tongue and wouldn't let go. lol
I was pretty ambivalent about his death until I saw this video. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtYdDK1uTDI now i'm sad.
theres alot of people in this area that would pass for a look a like.. my uncle has the same beard.. lol.. Billy Mays Beard Here.. hahahah ,,