Michael Jackson is still dead

i understand his wanting to have children using a turkey baster, but i wonder why he didn't choose to be the sperm donor?

 

maybe the same treatment that turned his skin white turned his jizz black


Well, will you look at that, I am interested

 

Does anybody really know why he did anything? Tomorrow, I'm sure you will have 72 channels of speculation on this to choose from. I'm going to go hiking.

 

It's like a car wreck. You can't look away, but you want to. Tomorrow night, I'll watch more MJ shit, and then ask myself why I did it.

 

His kids have blond hair and blue eyes I’d say that raises a few red flags especially since under all that bleached skin Michael is still black


Hotwater

 

Yeah, you can't bleach DNA.

On the other hand, he may not have done the bleaching after all. Anybody who spends over $40,000 a month on prescription drugs may turn several different colors.

 

jesus will stun everyone in 2012 when he bring MJ back from the dead, only to be killed by Elvis for fucking with his daughter...

 

I read this thread because I saw the title in the daily post and at first just skimmed past it as another mj is dead one... then I happened to glance again and the 'still' part almost made me spit my coffee out....lol

 

Right now, the worst thing about being dead has to be enduring the nightly concerts by Elvis and MJ. I wonder who is the opening act...

 

So if they werent his kids, or her kids, why the stupid masks?

I always thought the stupid masks would do more harm than good, talk about giving them a complex about their appearance

So where they about protecting the kids identities or not letting the public know they werent his blood?

 

He's not dead. He's hanging with Elvis.

 

Oh god. Geraldo Rivera will spend at least an hour on that question.
:banghead: :willy_nilly: :svengo:

 

Because he was raising them as his own...no different than other celebrities with adopted children wanting to protect them the best way they see fit...although I doubt MJs 3 kids knew he wasnt biologically their father. I doubt the masks were there to hide the fact that they werent his you could still see the bottom half of their faces, arms, etc...everyone knew they were white

 

Unless Elvis is a 12 year old boy; I’d put my money on the nearest elementary school


What, no neverland

Hotwater

 

Good point.

 

For now, the Travel Channel seems to be a safe haven. I'll stick with them tonight. If they travel to Neverland, I may throw my remote at the screen.

 

:cheers2:



:leaving:

 

the travel and food channels is all I watch..I could give a rats ass about MJ..everyone dies and it was his turn..

 

Fuck, he moved in under my parents' house, too?

 

my friend who watches way too much tv informed me that foxnews is a safe haven from the mj coverage.