If I am drinkin just to get smashed I shall drink damn near anything. But if I am looking for a nice mello drunk I tend to stick to wine or mead.
For fast, easy, and cheap intoxication, you can't beat straight bourbon with a splash of Creme de Menthe. Brandy & Creme de Menthe is similar. Both shots taste almost like mixed drinks, but pack the punch of straight liquor. Second choice, a New Orleans Hand Grenade. I don't know the exact secret recipe, but it is something very close to a spiked Midori sour. That is an once of Midori, three to four ounces of sour mix, and as much Everclear as you can stand. I can do an ounce. For ladies who want a sweeter taste in a hardcore drink, I recommend a Category Five Hurricane. That's an ounce and a half of of dark rum (Bacardi Select would be my choice), an ounce and a half of Bacardi 151, two ounces of pineapple juice, two ounces of OJ, and a splash of Grenadine. To make it a Category Four, replace the Grenadine and 151 with an ounce and a half of 100-proof Southern Comfort. In Memphis, they call that a Peabody Cocktail. If you can drink all four of those in an hour and still stand up, I'll suck your dick. I'm not worried about having to deliver. One more trick: Exercise before you drink. The alcohol gets processed much faster that way.
pretty much any dark beer. shiner bohemian black lager is my personal favorite, followed by guinness extra stout, shiner 100 year commemorative and guinness draught.
I used to be really into Jager for a long time. I haven't had a drink since about October and I smelled some Jager the other day and almost hurled. When I start drinking again I think I will have to find something new.
my absolute favorite drink to get hammered off is one I made up myself: fill half a glass with whiskey, fill the other half or less with ice tea. I call it a Mr. Brownstone
vodka .... golden shnaglers (i think i spelt that completely wrong... but it taste like aniseed and it has gold flakes in it?? ) so yeah thats it basically
I don't get hammered because I just fall asleep. It doesn't matter where. But I love a cold bottle of beer (Mahou preferably) or a glass of merlot.