If it was up to you, how would the person that posted before you die?

You got ran over by the machine that moves the Shuttle to the launch pad

 

you got run over by the shuttle on its return to earth

 

slowly chewed into small chunks by a family of beavers

 

swallowed by his bed never to be seen again

 

you r GeohhhN with an e at the end. you just vanish.

 

sliced up...deep fried....and served to an Inuit village for dinner

 

while playing the fluffy bunny game, you choked on marshmellos and died

 

We made a date...I drove down to meet you...you were so excited that you ran out in front of me when I was turning in the driveway...and through a freak of nature it just so happened to be the exact time that my brake line decided to blow..thump...thump...what a mess

 

but you didn't turn into my driveway...you lost control after you hit me and went careening down the side of a HUGE embankment, and did a nose dive into a pond. Despite the 2 broken legs, broken neck, back, both arms, nose and right pinky finger, the fall didn't kill you...they gave you too much heparin at the hospital..you hemmoraged and died

 

^that butterfly flew into your mouth and you accidentally swallowed it. it just happens to be poisonous.

 

you accidentally punctured yourself with a needle contaminated with HIV and hep a...and die a slow death...but not before learning that you also have inoperable lung cancer and worms in your brain

 

I batted my lashes and you turned to stone

 

I batted your eyelashes

 

your the little face on top of the game minesweeper and somebody made a mistake and hit a mine

 

no you didn't...you never made it past the mailbox

 

Shadow2145 tracked you down and murdered you in your sleep because you skipped him in a internet game thread

 

damn straight i hate when people do that. just follow the fucking rules. there arent usually that many to follow.

u sit on you toilet so long that you became fused to it and nobody could help you get off. u eventually die of starvation. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/23595533/

 

you fell asleep in this tank

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkhdMsbpqOg&feature=related

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwby9Vz_KKE

your head is any number of those pumpkins