there's a dead robin

behind my house, in my driveway. i should probably move it. so my dogs don't eat it. :/

 

yum...

 

speaking of yum, my mom kept trying to show me a picture of my dog's diseased wang while i was eating today and trying to get me to check out this giant tumor on his neck. grossness

 

you beat me to it

 

Check symptoms for Avian Bird Flu.

 

i'm not that paranoid :/

fucker probably just flew into a window or something

 

The dog snackin' on it isn't a huge deal...if they're shit rollers though...different story.

 

Dogs have really powerful digestive systems. You can actually feed them your unwanted mobile phones and MP3 players and they will convert them into a nutritious form of compost.

 

Yep, I've seen more than a few dogs, crouched, shivering and trying to shit pieces of garden hose.

 

but you have to have at least 4 to make a meal

 

i dunno. i figure i'll go get it tomorrow. if a cat or coyote doesn't get it by then (been hearin' coyotes howling and seen a few in my neighborhood recently)

 

poor robin

 

so i went outside just now and checked on the robin. and it's gone. i saw a poofy white cat run by and heard coyotes tonight (last night/whatever) so who knows who got it.

 

Batman must have had a day off then.

 

You should have moonwalked around it counterclockwise 5 times and then gave it a proper burial

 

My mom used to wash my sisters scrunchies after my dog shit them out. She would then put them back in my sister's drawer without her ever knowing the dog ate them.

 

Fucking disgusting

 

i hope the bird didn't end up in my toolbox. :/

lol

i tried that, but the wiccan gods favored against...or something like that

 

thats pretty gross