Every generation needs a war that defines our culture. Not a little country that can't fight back either. We need an axis of evil shitty 3rd world countries. 1. Iran/Iraq same thing right? 2. North Korea 3. China. Add a few more Neolithic Bedrock type countries and I think we might have a receipe for some actual devastation and turmoil.
So you want a world war that will somehow result in cheaper internet service do you? F the culture shit. Most wars result in a good economy. You're selfish for th... Wait you're being sarcastic....
I can remember the day when 9/11 happened. Ironically it was during the 11th day, of the 9th month of the year 2001. The first thing I did that morning was masturbate, twice as I recall. I then took a shit, after which I did my maths homework in front of the TV over a coffee. I was pissed off because I wanted to watch cartoons but every channel was reporting on what the towelheads did. Then I took the bus to school and a lot of people there were crying. I told them that they were fags and that nobody was going to fly planes into the school and that life goes on, so quit your fuckin' whinin'. Nobody talked about anything else for about a month afterwards. Then our countries went to war and killed a lot of people. I felt really bad. The end.
The sad thing is I am not. I truely want to see another horrible war, it's the only thing that turns me on.
Screw you! I'll chuck curry at you! Yeah! Just tell them they've won, they'll use up all their ammo and then we go in for the kill!