If it was up to you, how would the person that posted before you die?

you were so sad when you heard about Micheal Jackson that you decided to spend the whole week moonwalking....and you got hit trying to cross the freeway backwards

 

while walking in the park a schizophrenic thought that u were stalking him and in a paranoid rage he assaulted u with a wooden plank from a park bench.

 

some idiot thought it would be funny to put a piano wire snare on your jogging path

 

you died with my foot up your ass

 

You're an old man and you're feeding ducks bread crumbs and then the legendary thunderbird descends from the sky and bites your head off and flies away and a fountain of blood spurts out of your neck.

 

you died from an oreo cookie overdose

 

spontanious combustion, due to long term pregnancy. The baby survived.

 

u get attacked by a bunch of pokemon. go pikachu

 

earwigs in the ear to the brain

 

you were stretched out on the rack until u finally were ripped in two

http://tudorstuff.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/the-rack-in-action-6.jpg?w=346&h=596

 

Four horses, ropes attached to the arms and legs, a whip.

 

hit over the head with a bag of large russet potatos

 

walked right off the edge of the Earth

 

hardening of the arteries from drinking rubber cement

 

suicide .....by shoelace in a wardrobe

 

ur underwater and u run out of air so u force urself to surface fast. This causes the nitrogen in ur blood to expand faster than u can expel it.

 

penis pump accident gone completely wrong

 

i would really like to see u elaborate on that. that could turn out really funny or really lame. as it is right now is kinda nothing.

some opera singer sang such a high note that ur brain exploded. much the same way a glass would explode

 

you put it on your left eye and hooked it up to an airconditioning 220v vacuum pump....it sucked out your eye,your frontal lobe....and most of the brain stem

 

smothered to death with marshmallows packing your mouth and nose