I'm sick of hearing about this Robert Pattinson

Everytime I log on, bam, I get hit with "rob pattinson is mobbed by teen girls, rob pattinson is clipped by a cab, rob pattinson beats johnny depp in poll, was rob pattinson really hit by a cab, do you wish your boyfriend looked like rob pattinson?"

Fuck off, about rob, motherfucking pattinson!

 

Committing ritual seppuku would save you from ever hearing about him again.

 

what the hell are you talking about?

 

yum robert pattison ... mmm mm

well i fell in love with him before i knew who he was... because i red twilight.. fell in love wit the character.. so now i love him

but i much rather his co-star .. taylor lautner



or his other co-star ... kellan lutz

hot

 

TEAM CULLEN

Taylor is looking quite foxy since he really got beefed up for New Moon. still is a little too young though

although all the twilight boys are dreamy, even Carlise...he can be my doctor anytime

 

im team jacob .
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yeah hes hoott.. hes only 17... only a year younger than me...
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.theyre all pretty hot..
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. i dont like jasper though... hes a bit.... odd

 

you did not just say that. Jassssper.. oh HALE yes! He is oddly delicious

 

i have never heard of any of this so it seems the simple solution is to TURN OFF YOUR TV AND RADIO.. then youll never hear of it again.

if someone does bring the person up just say "I dont have a TV". its guaranteed to stop the conversation in its tracks.

 

Ahhh...
I'm reading this going who the fuck is Robert Pattinson?!
Yeah, I'm sick of this whole franchise. Of course, I'm no longer 12-years-old.
Hollywood needs to forget about vampires and go back to zombies

 

lol sorry .. i rather them 3 boys, edward, jacob and emmet... how how is emmet .. now hes delicious

i wouldnt wanna be deprived of such beauties

 

do you know about the twilight themed cruise next summer (i believe)? Emmett and Alice are supposed to be there to sign autographs (so ive heard). They take you on a tour of Forks and before you depart for the ship. Im seriously thinking about going

Star Wars fans have their conventions and twilighters have their cruises

 

i heard about that on perez hilton i thought it was jasper tho?? maybe im wrong.. im sooo jealous if its emmet

i cant go.. im all the way over in smelly ireland

 

thats what planes are for my dear. i havent heard its jasper...im pretty sure i read it was kellan lutz and ashley greene

 

haha to expensive to fly aaall the way over

im so jealous of anyone that goes

 

Robert Pattinson :drool5:

I'm kidding.. I don't really think he's anything special. Or the one who plays um.. Jacob. Or Emmet.

I think I'm the opposite of Lynz.

Jasper!



My favourite character is Alice, though. Youth, have you seen the movie?

Cos she's hot.

 

haha yea I hear you.. my little sis is completely obsessed with him. Personally I think it's acceptable to be obsessed with him and Twilight if you're 14 but if I find someone who's that into it past 17.. I'm sorry.. not acceptable!! Y'know.. it's like the whole emo fashion.

 

I do not like this twilight craze its really stupid. Some people ( like me ) read the books before they were cool and really enjoyed them and it really pisses us off when we hear "twilight this, robert pattinson this" like before the movie they wouldnt have even known who he was

 

Hang on a minute...

So emo fashion is not acceptable to you? :rofl:

 

Jesus... I had no idea who this guy is by name... The teenagers at my job were on that Twilight like flies on shit. They get upset when they find out that the only staff person who is a serious horror fiction fan views Twilight as a book and movie that's pretty much just for teens and kids.