my small apartment

Well it was fun moving into a 600 sq foot apartment but now I getting tired of not having all my stuff. We just brought the basics as far as the kitchen is concerned so we had some pretty lumpy mashed potatoes. I hate this futon and the double bed is getting small.
Also the construction guys show up at 8:30am so I feel guilty not helping them right away.

my life is hard boo hoo hoo

 

I’ve got more space in my two car garage then you have
in your apartment


Hotwater

 

my penis is bigger than your apartment.

 

your poor girlfriend, this is a really small place

 

I'll kill myself if I'm at your place in life at your age.

 

luckily, i didn't say how much bigger...

 

we're living above our shop tell the house get remodeled

 

Well my garage is always available for rental if you need more space



Hotwater

 

what do you know, so is my penis!

 

I'm sure you won't be. All my stuff is paid for.

 

The answer to your question; marry Lorena Bobbit



Hotwater

 

:willy_nilly:

 

the great thing about a studio apartment is when ever my wife gets undressed I'm always in the same room