If it was up to you, how would the person that posted before you die?

Buried up to neck in dirt, run repeatedly over with push lawnmower.

 

toe nail infection develops into swine flu,bird flu,mad cow and necrotizing fasciitis all at the same time

 

An alien teleports u into a black hole.

 

You cough and your heart comes out of your mouth. You try to put it back in, but only mutilate it further.

 

you bought moon shoes and jumped too high

 

spanked to death by estelle getty

 

you overheated from your hotness

 

got caught in the extreme heat, and burned to death

 

chewed on too many pencils as a child and died of lead poisoning at age 34

 

drank the water in Walkerton

 

you had a kid....and they stepped on a crack and you broke your back....and died

 

^^lmao

You vs Mack Truck on the 401...need I say more?

 

you really shouldn't have tied those window blind cords in a knot

you fell near the window and your head got stuck in them

 

tragic skydiving accident...u fell feet first into a car crusher

 

you ironically got ran over by an ambulance :hat:

 

ate expired cottage cheese...u dont wanna know, what death by cottage cheese is like..horrible the worst way to die

 

Overdosed on Tylenol

 

died of boredom

 

die of ink poisoning

 

Stegosaurus tailspikes to the face.