What Would You Do In The Event Of A Zombie Apocalypse?

Not so far fetched
http://www.cracked.com/article_1564...-zombie-apocalypse-could-actually-happen.html

Anyways here's what I'd do, throw every essential I have(earthquake kit, canned food, 1st aid, etc)in the car and drive my family to my uncles house. My uncle is stacked with guns so we arm ourselves and then head to the military base here in the P. If that place is fucked, then we jack a boat at the harbor and do it moving that way. If the harbor is fucked, fill up on gas and head to Vegas.

 

You know, I dated a zombie once.

She said she loved me for my brains. :biggrin:

 

I Would Capitalize All My Words And Hope For The Best.

 

i'd gladly join the legions of the walking dead, and then feast upon living humans

 

oh gawd lode, srsly, groan


OP> my uncle is a gun freak too, and he's actually gonna teach me how to shoot a hand gun with in the month

 

I would let them consume me. It will be a religious experience.

Heh.

 

i'd take over the nearest mall.



then i'd have a marijuana orgy



and then kill the zombies with my gunz




i hope this was helpful.

 

:cheers2: to surviving a zombie apocalypse thanks to eccentric uncles

 

Good idea about the military base; I know where’s there’s an old decommissioned NORAD AFB that a large group of survivors could holdout for years against the zombie horde.

Since the base always ran on prime power there are still 5 working 600 kw generators, a cafeteria, store, base exchange, dormitory housing for 200, a game room, an underground bunker (operations) surrounded by an impenetrable barbwire perimeter fence; with enough supplies, fuel, and ammo we could hold-up indefinitely :cheers2:



Hotwater

 

I would go hang out with MMG... sounds tempitng.

 

i read this as "he's gonna teach me how to shoot a hand gun with my mouth."

but something tells me you can already do that...

 

I read the same shit.