suppose the officer caught you trying to steal this....

how could he take you in?? there's no where to put you.....



















and no way to restrain you.....

 

lmfao... I doubt an actual on duty officer was riding that, I say this because.. well shit I don't know..

I'd basically just laugh at him xD

 

^^ Why would you laugh?

It's a person on a bike... A person making good coin on a bike....

 

he used this thing, but I wasn't stealing

 

ahahah wow it could totally work, my mom used to date a cop and he gave her one of the universal keys... man i wish i knew where it was.

 

I worked in security and carry 2 sets of cuffs, and a radio..

And a gun sometimes, Id just shot you and call it a day

 

lol I may have misunderstood, but just responding because I was reading your sig and that episode is so fucking funny, expeccciallly that part. lol TPB ftw.

 

Call for backup, baby!

 

once thirty two and bush have him at gunpoint..copy 132 and bush cover is code 3..

 

We have cops on Treks here. They're actually pretty cool. They see me walking on the Baltimore-Annapolis Trail with a backpack full of water bottles and stop and talk to me.

 

They need baskets on the bike. That would work for criminals. Or maybe they just sit on the handlebars.

 

A few years ago the police chief here decided that all of the cops were fat and lazy so he took away their squad cars and put them on bikes. It was the funniest thing to see an obese cop on a bicycle looking like he was going to pass out. They kept some of them on bikes because they said it helped the budget. Unfortunately it's the fit cops so I can't laugh at the fatties anymore.

 

Cop bikes are all over Seattle. There are hills out there that are 100 feet tall and sloped around 40 degrees or so. Those summon a beach's have to be able to peddle from a dead stop straight up the hill to pass.

You run, and they WILL catch you. You drive off and you'd better be doing highway speeds fast cause they'll trail you while they alert back up.

Bike cops don't fuck around.

 

lol

 

Their calf muscles are probably the size of your torso. You really wanna run or fight?

 

lol, trust me I wouldn't run... I just lol'd at that statement, it sounds funny... I'm sure it's true though lol.

 

All I know is that I wouldn't fuck around with a cop on a bike.
They get shit from everyone and I don't wanna be the straw that breaks the camel's back.

 

True.

 

LOL it would be funny to see a guy being pumped on the handle-bars in cuffs tho.