if you were a bodily function....

which would you be?

 

I'd like to be the 3 foot long tape worm that serves the function of chewing your digested food for you.

 

Ocular discharge. Totally.

 

hot firing neurons

 

I would be the Aorta pumping blood.
Not because I'm important, but because I love the heart.
It just seems so amazing to me.

 

Myoclonus.

you know when you are tired and suddenly your muscles jerk?

that giant tick. yeah, that's me.

 

I would be an erectile dysfunction, because I have an erectile dysfunction.

 

i voted orgasm because i tend to give those to people
but then i read shiver and i'm prolly a shiver

 

Vomit, because half of the time I'd be due to drugs and alcohol.

 

thanks for fucking up my nights, buddy.

 

sputum

 

Definitely the shit.

 

Your welcome. Thanks for aiming down that hot chicks sweater.