drug test tomorrow

Discussion in 'Busted!' started by lilyflowerr, Jun 19, 2009.

  1. lilyflowerr

    lilyflowerr Member

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    so theres a possibily i may be taking a drug test tomorrow. i smoked about a week ago. i have been drinking a lot of water. besides buying detox whats another way to lower the chances of me being positive?!
     
  2. raz5

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    drink some cranberry juice and monster energy drink too
    if you can only get one, i'd say get a lot of cranberry juice but you should try both
     
  3. lilyflowerr

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    ok good stuff, i have some cranberry juice
     
  4. GregTheMagician

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    i've definatly heard cranberry juice before, but i'm not sure how effective it is. As for water, since THC isn't water soluble the only water that matters would be the water you drink in the last hour before your test.
     
  5. Gratefully Dead

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    This.

    And you look stlyin' in that sig picture.
     
  6. Gratefully Dead

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    Cranberry juice works because it has something which acts as a diuretic (spelling?), which means it draws water out of your body and makes you piss more. The more water your pissing out the less metabolites from the pot that are in your piss, obviously. Well not less, but more diluted.
     
  7. White_Horse_Mescalito

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    when you say ...i smoked about a week ago.

    what does that mean... I was getting baked daily up until last week.. or I smoked out one night last week... but before that I really hadn't been smoking that much.

    and like Greg says... water the day of the test is what matters... get up early and drink as much as you can.. peee at least 3 time before the test
     
  8. lilyflowerr

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    yeah i havent really smoked that much this past month, i smoked a lot the one day i did it last week though. but still is there a chance it wont show?
     
  9. Gratefully Dead

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    It probably wont/didnt if you already pissed.
     
  10. MarcoWasRight

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    NO.

    To this post and everything else in this thread. You can go drink all the cranberry juice, vinegar, orange juice, tomato juice you want but it won't help the metabolites get released from your fat cells any faster.
     
  11. Gratefully Dead

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    Listen to what the fuck I said.

    Passing a drug test isnt simply about getting the metabolites out of your body. If youve smoked in the last week, thats probably not going to happen.

    Its about fucking diluting your piss enough that the metabolites your body is contstantly going to be excreting are not at a detectable level of CONCENTRATION in your urine.

    Therefor, like I said before, cranberry juice acts to make your body excrete more water into your urine. Same ammount of all the other shit in your urine, except diluted in more water.

    Dont fucking talk to me like that. Its really quite a simple concept.
     
  12. MarcoWasRight

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    Dilution=Invalid Sample=Automatic Fail
     
  13. IDL

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    THC is fat & alcohol-soluble, so drinks lots of beer and eat a bunch of greasy mexican food....just just fucking around bra...start jogging and drink lots of water.
     
  14. Gratefully Dead

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    Not always. I did it for probation and they never said anything.
     
  15. SG69

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    THC is stored in your fatty tissue, therefore how long it stays in your system depends upon your body weight and metabolism level. Cranberry juice is just a diuretic and water will only mask/dilute your pee, it won't clean your system. Detox drinks don't work and some labs now are testing to see if you used a detox drink. Goldenseal doesn't work either, nor does vinegar, herbal tea, or CERTO. The only way to rid THC of your body is sweating/exercising and time. I suggest either working out hard up until your test (or go sit in a sauna) OR buy some real human pee or synthetic pee from http://www.perfecturine.com/cleanurine.html
     
  16. Gratefully Dead

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    Just one thing to add to that, work hard up until like 2 days before the test. Because as you work out, more is being released out of your fat into your blood, but then the last day you want to try to get those levels back down to "normal".
     
  17. LSD_Coated_Brain

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    Well, hope that test went well. Heres some advice for future tests. Drink a TON of water before a test and take some b 12. This is a very under appreciated method. Say the test is for rehab or probation... what will happen is they will have to send the piss to some lab, which could be on the other side of the country. It has to wait in line to be tested (drug testing is way too prevalent). It can be up to a week until you get the results (I know first hand). The lab WILL find out you had a ton of water in your system. Your PO or rehab councilor will probably know whats going on, but its too hard to prove they will just make you take another. When your getting tested an extra week is invaluable. Oh I almost forgot, when it comes to job testing, they do not need proof you cheated. If they find out you drank allot of water, they will treat it like you failed.
     
  18. Violent_Ged

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    fuckin utter bullshit our government does to regulate us. your body is supposed to be your sanctuary
     

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