I'm horrible with the ladies

just be confident. that's all a woman could ever want, a guy who doesn't have more issues than she does..

 

i think zilla hit the nail right on the head

 

That's enough of your potty mouth!

 

Hey Bubbles enough with that Conky shit, lets just get the Swayzie Train running

 

^^ Stop hanging out in libraries.

 

Lose the Phish shirt and you'll have more success.

 

lol! And all that a guy could ever want is a blonde with fake boobs.

 

Confidence comes with success, and it's really hard to fake. Women have extremely acute bullshit sensors and they are waaay more socially savvy then we are. I say be competent.

 

haha..

I found out a while ago my friend was totally bullshitting the confidence thing.

We're learning from the same guitar book, we only have to learn 3 of the songs.

We were discussing which ones we chose, I chose one which was a lot of rhythm and chords etc.

He was like "Oh yeah, I saw that one but I thought it looked too easy.. " blah blah.

I was like, "yeah I chose them on how much I liked the song" (true btw).

A few weeks ago I found out from my guitar teacher that he didn't want to do the chord song because "he thought it looked hard."


HA! I'd be annoyed if I didn't find it so amusing! Anyway, this isn't the first time he's done it.

I'd rather a funny guy than a successful one. Which is why I'm still friends with him.

 

Thank you! This confidence cliche annoys me to an unbelievable extent. Of course, people are too lazy to elaborate on what confidence or self-esteem actually is.

They all make it sound like all you got to do is look at yourself in the mirror and say, "I love you" 1000 times and all our problems will be solved.

I can pick up chicks showing vulnerability all night long, and the OP won't be able to pick up a single one; I don't care if he acts like motherfucking McGyver.

What solves chick problems is fucking up enough. Fuck up enough, and you get good.

 

Exactly. There is no such thing as failure, just learning experiences. The thing is, some guys are afraid to take the plunge.

 

i should make a thread, "I am terrible with the men"

 

If you want the best advice study 2nd graders, they are the best at flirting IMO.

I usually go for those kinda guys though.

 

The second graders?!

 

Yea, flirt like a second grader... that's my thing, and it seems to work.

 

I'll pull your hair.

 

I'm slowly starting to appreciate that's the key to all things.

 

Now you're being a tease.

 

Kiss chase!

That's what they did in year 2, but not me because I thought it was weird.

 

This is actually very sound advice. If it was funny in the 2nd grade, it's funny now. I actually have go to second grade things I do...

 

Where are you from enrangel?