I'm pretty sure I'd never have to buy groceries again, as long as I had a lifetime supply of cereal vouchers. So this is where you guys come in. I need all of you to write letters of recommendation for me to General Mills and Kellogg's and all those other cereal motherfuckers, and tell them I deserve to eat from their varieties daily until I die. Thank you. And also, anybody have the blueberry muffin cereal that's shaped like the Cinnamon Toast Crunch cereal? Tastes just fucking like blueberry muffins and it's about the best cereal I've ever had.
Hi, may it be that your life ends far sooner as expected if you eat that stuff every day ? Regards Gyro
I don't want you to die... when it isn't by my hand. So NOOOOO!!! I'll send an anti letter of recommendation.
ok but you're going to have to come up with the address and stamps if you want a real letter. You will have to do a little work if you want to eat for free forever
My mom bought 12 boxes of chocolate rice crispies. Too bad i said "Cocoa Pebbles" and not "chocolate rice crispies". Cocoa Pebbles are crunchier, chocolatier, and just taste better to me. I love her for trying though =)
Blueberry muffin cereal? I think I just orgasmed a little.. I'll write you a letter of recommendation if you promise to send me a box of blueberry muffin cereal. Oh and cranberry crunch too! I'll make it a very nice letter.
Raisin Brain Crunch, Trix,Waffle Crisp ( they don't make'em any more ), Reese Puff, Frosted Mini Wheats Strawberry, Honey Bunches of Oats- Banana or Strawberry....too many to name them all but it's definitely apparent I should of thought of this first! Damn damn you hRamona!
