Odd things you do that others apparently don't

as soon as you remove those 2 excess boobs. :toetap05:

 

Since you're old and your eyesight is diminishing are you sure it really matters?

 

i can still hear them flopping together...

 

Your hearing is diminishing too.

Why can't you just love me the way I am? :toetap05:

 

i love you. i just hate your extra boobs.


interesting how you know which of my senses are going before i do... i suppose on our wedding night you'll inform me that i suffer from erectile dysfunction too? :toetap05:

 

By the time of our wedding night,
The extra boobs will be out of sight.
With the two extra boobies gone,
Undies will be very turned on.

You'll be fine, m'dear.

 

you really do care!

:grouphug:

 

Of course

 

Apparently holding the notion that owning another animal is a bad thing.

 

I can kinda relate. When i read storys my imagination starts writing the rest of the story and then i cant concentrate on the story.

 

Do you read the start of a story and let your imagination do the rest?

I like my imagination

 

i still finger paint.

 

*gay radar turns on a little*

 

:rofl:

:cheers2:

 

I dont do anything odd, I'm a completely normal and awesome being.

Now join my cult!

I'll even throw in a free e-hug this time.


Normal things I do include not sticking to my half of the conversation; if I say something and immediately think of a comeback, I'll say it. Going through the alphabet when doing algebra so all letters get an equal chance. Trying and failing to get people to join my (awesome) cult. Having to be fair with the left and right sides of my body. And dreaming of people on teh interwebs.

I have to do that too but with things like spelling or punctuation. If I know that I got it wrong I really feel bad about leaving it and on the few times I try and do so, I always have to come back and sort it out. If I don't know I got it wrong then I don't have a problem; ignorance is bliss.

Man, remember us when you're the next Da Vinci!

 

I repeatedly rearrange drawers, shelves, cabinets

 

Lol sometimes. But i usually make myself go back and see how it really is. I write A LOT, but sometiems I like to take a break and read things that weren't created by me. Then its a surprise and i can enjoy the twists.

 

i cook food for my family. when i do this i always make four courses. sometimes i spit in the chocolate mousse.

 

lmao. thats not right. i guess its better than adding your own special made cream into the chocolate mousse.

 

I just remembered, I also find a lot of small things funny.
Things no one else seems to find lol-worthy.