New 7 Word Story Thread

on the top loading vcr machine.....it

 

was, OF COURSE, BetaMax! Sony, no

 

Is what I said when she wanted

 

a bologna sandwich ~ hey! SHE can be

 

funny sometimes....but is usually more like

 

FULL of bologna! The arabs didn't appreciate

 

when people made fun of them on

 

their own land. The main reasons were;

 

tomatoes and orange onions, everyone cry's constantly

 

when you stomp on their toes with

 

clogs. Clogs usually come from far eatern

 

which is prior to digestion and pooping

 

and not making the sentence make sense.

 

you posted eatern, he assumed you ate



(at least that's what I assume he meant. he probably thought you hit the r key by mistake. if you meant eastern you forgot the s.)

 

all your vegetables on your plate, before

 

your mommy would let you get up

 

from the table. So when she wasn't

 

looking you kicked her in the ass

 

causing her to fall into the dishwasher,

 

and lick the cake plate clean ....then