If it was up to you, how would the person that posted before you die?

Got hit by a mac truck.

 

slow death on a big mac diet

 

flesh eating disease, from a philipino hookers mouth

 

oops...I punctured your bowels ...sorry

 

driving in Toronto traffic..he had an aneurysm

 

in my arms




...oh wasn't that my sweetest post ever

 

Eaten alive by an enormous peanut butter and jelly sandwich monster.

 

a shipping container fell on you....10,000 k tare....but it was loaded with 50 k payload too

 

died of a broken heart, after I died in his arms

 

actually...you died in my arms because I poisoned you

 

only because you had a broken heart

 

Ok...we died in each others arms....but you went first

 

fell and drove a toothpick into his brain

 

you were the first car in a 1248 car highway pileup on a foggy morning commute

 

you were in car # 2

 

and they found pieces of you in cars #3, 4, 5, and 6

 

you were the first suicide from the CN tower

 

unfortuantly I landed on your head after I jumped

 

Stabbed in the stomach so that ur stomacg acid leaks out and burns ur other organs.

 

Your babysitter makes you lunch. Hot dogs and beans. Only she uses castor beans.