If it was up to you, how would the person that posted before you die?

Tattood on your heart to death.

 

beat to death by teddybears

 

death by tapeworm

 

death by trench foot.

 

death by embaressment

 

you went to Wonderland and that tower thing didnt stop when it got to the top

 

you drove to Sudbury and the big nickle fell on you

 

you tripped and fell down a two mile deep mine shaft

 

moose attack followed by turkey vultures eating your eyes out

 

Someone poisoned your smoothy.....?

 

Ur walking in the land of oz and suddenly a house just falls out of the sky onto u.

 

You get AIDS from fucking your hot cousin.

 

took an air France flight

 

landslide, well, rather a moneyslide, all the cash he had hidden in the attic came sliding down the staircase.....SMASH.....

 

a tornado picked you up and dropped you on the flagpole

 

tragic ice fishing accident, attacked by baby seals

 

found out she was allergic to ink

 

Crazed chimp with a straight razor.

 

industrial sized woodchipper

 

Even bigger woodchipper. Woodchipper the size of a plow.