Stupid drunk thread...

okay, you talked me into it. you're lucky i've been drinking.

Milwaukee's Best.

 

i'm the daemon of everyone's dreams
i mean human, this body is 100% pure human flesh

 

you guys have taken this way off topic lol, i'm not gonna let this kill my buzz.... I hope you don't take any of this to heart, lol, I surely haven't. If you did, you lose for arguing with someone that clearly stated they were drunk and taking it personally. "Yes, I need 10,000 chicken fa-ji-tas please" ha

 

I don't know how you do it.

 

are you sure? my boner's suspiciously dry right now...

 

you should send me sexy pictures

 

that's because she said milwaukee's best

there is no such thing as milwaukee's best!

 

I thought ya'll were goin' dumb, I read "Stupid Dumb Thread."

 

Mr. Customer-

You need to swipe your Visa, Mastercard or Discover in order to enjoy the services, thank and have a nice day!

Thanks,
B and J LLC.

 

you officially are not my evil twin and disgust me

 

You won't remember in the morning....

 

unless you club me over the head in the place that remembers i think i will remember
the joys of sobriety are a pleasant bonus of working in a shitty bar

 

:boxing_smiley:

 

this thread has failed me in the flirting with men department
i blame you EA

 

Variety is the spice of life. Alcohol is fun once in a while, and while I totally see the reasoning behind choosing the most cost effective option, what with being a stingy bastard and all, I would mix things up for sure.

Why spend so much more on alternate drugs, you ask? Well, if you're only spending five bucks on alcohol, another ten on weed ain't gonna kill ya. And if you only get one night off per week, I would definitely indulge in double-druggery.

 

Oh, and what's with the anger? Maybe alcohol isn't your drug. With this in mind, my belief that you should invest in some mellowing marijuana is reinforced.

 

:hat:

 

Where Did Everyone Get To.....?

Just Finished My Third, And It Appears Glen Is The Last Man Left

Standing In The Forum...:cheers2:.



Cheers Glen.

 

They were masturbating in the bushes outside your window.