embarrassing sexual experience

yeah I guess I got nothing

 

Lol no idea if this counts or not, but this one time me and my girlfriend where kissing each other like nuts i was 15 she was 17 and she had to leave sadly because her father was being a dick so i didnt lose my Virginity so i had one hell of a hard on and was cursing like there was no tommorow so i was jerking off in my bedroom while my sisters girlfriend came in and just kept starring at my lightsaber. I swore i could of heard Yoda say: Strong in this one, the force is. But after she kept starring at my cock without even saying a word i let my shot out all over her shirt >.< Thankfully she didn't tell anyone and we kept it a secret.

 

yikes... so i'm guessing you didn't know any better that it tasted different? lol... wow. that is pretty damn funny. i love it!

 

Naw , I was too into what I was doing , though , I thought either I was slobbering an awful lot , or shes really wet !!

 

I had my brother (who returned from work many hours before I thought he would) walk in on my girl and I as we were banging one time. He was as embarrassed as I was and promptly left the house. A few minutes later he was involved in a traffic accident. (Guess it was too much of a shock for him.)

Fortunately no one was seriously hurt in the accident and that girl and I are still together after 24 years.

 

Hm, this just happened yesterday, thought no one was in the house so my gf and I went at it like crazy, left the door wide open and bam my mom walks in. It was sooo fucking good too(the sex that is), didn't get to finish and she had to leave. bummer. :\

 

I once was hooking up with my bf at the time and i was straddling him. As i was trying to lift his shirt about his head, i accidentally punched him in the face. and that was just the beginning! haha

 

My mom walked in on my gf and I fucking. My girl was on top and my mom got a full crystal clear view of my cock jammed in her pussy while my balls slapped her asshole. I'm still having a hard time getting over it. And that was almost 4 years ago.

 

I was really into my boyfriend at the time and i didnt think i was going to get my period for another few days so I jumped on him and he still had his jeans on for a quicky. well after we finished, i noticed i blead a little on his pants. I was so freaked out that i dirtyed his pants i wanted to cry! He didnt care, but i was so flusterd. i was like I cant believed that just happend. But now a period doesnt stop us, lol

 

Oh and another time we were having sex and something was so funny ( i cant remember what) we both fell off his futon and we laughed for like 10 min straight.

 

My mom walked in on me and my GF (now wife) getting buck wild, and rather than quickly leave, she sort of stood there for a second with a droll look on her face and then said "Well, at least SOMEbody in the house is getting laid". and then left.

So in addition to my mom seeing my GFs ass in full view, with my face buried in it and her sucking me off (we were 69ing at the time), I also got to hear/think about the fact that my mom wasn't getting laid.

 

One time I was having sex with my girlfriend, she was living with her Mom at the time. We were in a sleeping bag watching a movie and just started having fun. I just got inside her and she was on top of me when her mom walked into the house. She sat down and had a conversation with us while I was still inside her daughter.

 

I got caught stripping all my GI Joes and having Destro do Cobra Comander in the bum...

 

wtf 3 days later

never leave a condom in there

that is not normal

 

I was fucking my girlfriend in the ass once, when we were done her ass bled a little and I pulled out and my dick had shit all over it. I don't use rubbers when I've been with a girl long enough....so I scrubbed the fuck out of it under hot hot water.

 

my firstlovers mom had a rule no sex in the house
we was gettin it on
we hear his moms car pulling in the drive way
point is
i gave him head n had him nut in like a minute or so
i still havnt got a lover of mine to nut that qwick again (if hes not a virgin)

 

to nut? lol

 

First car I ever owned was a 1976 VW bus. had 2 beds. had that thing forever. onetime i was with an ex, havin a good ol time in the top bed (the pop up) when the bus decides to slide out of gear (i never did fix the parking break), and start rolling. thankfuly it was a slow roll, and i managed to get down and get er stopped.
Other then that i think im all good. unless you count the 1st time with any woman i been with, the 1st time with me rarely satisfies. i guess i just get excited around new people.

 

yes to nut
as in cum
or the technical term...to ejaculate lol

 

Easy - Being with a beautiful woman and havng one of those times when Mr Happy dosen't want to play

That happened to me, I guess it happens to everyone eventually. Most embarrassing thing sexually, for me, ever. It also happened to be the first and only time in my life that a woman I'd just met wanted to go at it immediately. I was so flattered I said "sure" but I should've known better, since I really wasn't very physically attracted to her. It was an outdoor festival, people were nearby, a helicopter was hovering overhead (probably to take pics of "nekkid hippies," and she started talking about her husband, which would normally have only made me MORE enthusiastic for some twisted reason, but not that time.

I guess that's when I learned not to just say "yes" to just any offer that sounds like it could turn out to be fun.

/not a slut anymore
//still embarrassing to remember though