Answer truthfully

cheated on my partner? absolutly not

do you know the muffin man?

 

i do not know the muffin man.

what is your favorite thing to do sexually?

 

there are alot, but I enjoy eating pussssssy

would you rather watch a video with your ENTIRE family of every time you ever cursed or every time you ever lied?

 

Every time i ever cursed because it would probably be funnier.

Would u trade ur family and friends for the hottest guy/girl alive. (my brother asked my neighbor this once and my neighbor said yes.)

 

no I would feel guilty getting her dirty

Do you like your ass?

 

Sure! It's nice and comfortable to sit on! Well padded, if you know what i mean, Dean

Do you like your feet?

 

dont really care. ive got a little bit of hammer toe, but nothing that bad. i dunno...feet are feet.

have you ever eaten cheese wizz straight from the bottle thing?

 

No. First off that sounds gross and secondly i would just use real cheese.

Do u like to make fires.

 

Yeah. Me be a bit of a pyro


If you could change one part of your body, what would it be?

 

Yes, I like to sit by a warm fire on cool nights with someone and just talk and watch the fire....

Have you ever accidently caught something on fire?

 

Many things. A desk, my hair, my cat (she was fine, by the way), the microwave, a tea towel, a pillow, the floor, the school chemistry lab. Almost certainly more that I can't recall right now.

Who would you be if you could be someone else for a day?

 

Chris Farley

have you ever fucked in school?

 

naaaah

whats your weirdest sex fetish

 

I love to be fucked in the ass and choked at the same time...

what's the one thing in the world you could not live without

 

laughing.


who was your favorite teacher

 

probably my senior year english teacher....

would you rather give or recieve in prison

 

give,
would u streak at a local ball game ?

 

with enough jagermiester anythings possible.

have you ever hurt someone, just for the fun of it.

 

my friend but we do it back and forth to each other so its ok.

Have u ever blacked out when drunk?

 

plenty of times

have you ever dressed as the opposite sex? or dressed somebody as the opposite sex?