i met a woman named billie jean

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  1. whimbrel

    whimbrel Wasteland Soldier

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    i met a woman named billie jean. no joke. she got a little fussy when i asked if she was named after the song though. i told her she should be honored to be named after a MJ song....she didn't agree
     
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  3. BraveSirRubin

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    Did you surprise ejaculate on her face?
     
    BraveSirRubin, Jun 13, 2009
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  5. whimbrel

    whimbrel Wasteland Soldier

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    that was plan B
     
    whimbrel, Jun 13, 2009
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  7. BraveSirRubin

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    Postnatal abortion is always my plan B.
     
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  9. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Does she look anything like this?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=As1yTXfSVIw



    Hotwater
     
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  11. Kinky Ramona

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    I knew a girl named Billie Jean once. She killed an elderly couple driving drunk. What a swell girl, that Billie Jean.
     
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  13. whimbrel

    whimbrel Wasteland Soldier

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    well she sounds like a winner
     
    whimbrel, Jun 13, 2009
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  15. I'minmyunderwear

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    it's good to keep old drunk people off the roads, but i would have just taken their keys... :eek:
     
    I'minmyunderwear, Jun 13, 2009
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    I went to school with a girl named billie jean.. wonder if she rew up to be a drunk driver lol.
     
    naedhippie, Jun 13, 2009
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    I can kinda remember when Billie Jean King and Bobby Riggs played.
     
    wally m, Jun 13, 2009
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