Best Trippin Quotes

oh, and my favorite: "... i thought there was a triceratops in my eye for a second."

 

Just hit the salvia and coming up fast
swim: (passing the bong) whoa, hit that.. it's like.. words are interconnecting like codes... and... (trails off)
friend: huh?
swim: (long pause with blank salvia stare, you know the one)
friend: you mean like..?
swim: (totally cracked out expression) SHUDDUP, BANANA THE SHIT OUTTA THAT COMB NIGGUH!!

 

hahahaha! that's priceless.

 

lmao!


these are great

 

too many triple c's-
i was very confused about everything and nothing made sense.. suddenly i had an epiphany "cheese comes form milk.................... milk comes from cows, happy cows come from california!" and suddenly everything made sense.

 

I'm laying in Dan's bed.
Dan and Molleigh say, "You wanna stand up now?"
I stare at them a moment, laugh, and say, "Good one."

 

that was a funny one^^^
what substance? acid?

 

Just weed
I had been smoking for hours and hours. and i just couldn't even dream of moving from my place in bed

 

Me on DXM: It's like we are in a tiny doll house, but these dolls can dance!

Friends singing on mushrooms: Nevin's comin' back from the 80's!

Friend on mescaline: Why can't I be a rock?

 

I woke up the other morning with the stranges song in my head and the only substance was allergy pills. Just two at that.
My head was singing, "Once you kill a dead, naked baby, you might kill them all."
I couldn't get the damn "song" out of my head. It was strange.

 

all from camping on shrooms friday night

Friend 1: The Stars look like they're on jet ski's

Friend 2: These Dorritos are like a gernade of flavor

Me: SHIT SHIT SHIT, THERE IS A HUGE SPIDER ON MY FOOT.......wait its my shoe lace

Friend 1: DUDE IT LOOKS LIKE THE TRUCK IS GOING DOWN HILL!
Me: Its cause we are on a hill

Friend 2: The truck looks pissed
Me: Nah its just sleeping

 

"it's like Apple made an advertisement for the internet to show to aliens" - my friend just after a K-hole

"dude, johnny, you're disturbing the natural progression of life" Me on mushrooms to my stoned friend who was trying to get me to order him a pizza

"the music was all i could see" ketamine+ mdma+ temazepam+ pot+ booze+ hydrocodone at a Shpongle concert

"i forgot how absorbent towels are" my friend on Ether after spilling some on the floor, and wiping it up with the rag he was inhaling from

"i miss my brain cells already" a different friend on ether

"it's just a complicated brick" me, talking about my cell phone on mushrooms


haha, 99678349 more

 

Me: "Do you think they make dolls of Robert Plant...?"

Lady M: "Uh, probably not..."

Me: "HEY, IF THEY MAKE ELMO DOLLS, THEY CAN MAKE LED ZEPPELIN DOLLS."

 

that is classic

 

"chrechkgurlgkscjlhuhhuhuhuhu "

Guess what drug.

 

Me and my friend in a hotel room on K...

Friend: I wish this room had a balcony.
Me: Yeah, that'd be sweet.
Friend: Wait... What was that word I said again?
Me: Balcony?
Friend: Oh yeah... What's a balcony?

 

^HAHAH

"dogs are weird" - me on 2c-e

 

'the dawn is approaching, and there's not a damn thing you can do about it. ready? here it comes, here it comes!'

 

My freind felgan " Dude like theres people who have taken acid and people who havent, like what is the meaning of life" LSD for his first time

 

After about ten minutes of silence
"So I JUST got back from Africa."