Whats the deal with the christian appocolypse?

Discussion in 'Agnosticism and Atheism' started by LSD_Coated_Brain, May 17, 2009.

  1. LSD_Coated_Brain

    LSD_Coated_Brain Member

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    Ok, so, according the the christian bible it says in the supposed last days of earth, the anti christ will get all crazy and wreak havoc... and it specifically states that the devil will absolutely be defeated... so if the devil has the power to posses people and influence stuff, than don't you think he would have read the bible? Don't you think he'd be like "You know, I think if the guy who made everything says hes gonna kick my ass, I think i'll just stay at home and smoke my bong". And if god is all powerful, than wouldn't he have known that lucifer would rebel and cause all this trouble? Couldn't he have just said, "uhh yeah, I don't think I'm gonna make this lucifer guy". And I'm sure allot of people would say "oh, its just to test us"... well, if gods all powerful, you would think hed have a better way of doing that, instead of a making a guy who he eventually has to have some huge war with.
     
  2. famewalk

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    That's just the poppy seed verson of the bible; the sesame seed version tears up asphalt from all directions for recycling, while God criticizes from above that we won't know HOW to fight the Afghanis for a justifed profit motive.

    The steady state Malthusian doctrine
     
  3. Okiefreak

    Okiefreak Senior Member

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    I think famewalk must have taken your advice about LSD at the end of your post. I think the apocalypse and Lucifer are metaphors and allegories. I never get overanaytical about metaphors and allegories. I's like getting overanalytical about movies. I go to a church group on Saturday nights that watches films and then subjects them to intensive Jungian analysis. I'm tempted to bring Pineapple Express next time to see how well Jung works with a stoner movie.
     
  4. famewalk

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    But you must have enjoyed it from a subjective point of view (is it as clever as the reaction of Jack in the restaurant? I would have puched him out.).

    The World ended two days ago. But somehow Life goes on; civil war in Sri Lanka ('ay' OR 'nay' included).

    And then a wedding is the end of the World to some others.:cheers2:
     
  5. youngjoshuatree

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    revelations revealed planet x final entry.

    god created both ligtness and darkness.. he couldnt destroy the darkness because it was needed to create a perfect world. we wouldnt know perfect if we hadnt faced darkness.. because of death we reach spirtual enlightment. our ancestors knew of this so they wrote the bible to inform the future that god would destory this world and make a new one where his heavnly council shall stand. he said he would raise the dead and end death and sorrow. in genesis he said he was sorry he made it this way because it hurts him but its part of a plan. he created the stars and planets witha math code ...he made gods from the planets and our solar system. in our system is darkness.. and because darkness exist one can deprive them self from the light and experiance pride. the signs of the zodiac explain the phase we must go through to return to the lightness.. many fallen angels who converted to the darkness for pride are in control of what we face now. the devil didnt have to read the bible. the old testment was mostly his influance. but both god and the devil our spirtual being outside of our world. we as humans ask to many questions with our mind. we need to use are emotions to answer questions with in our soul. it has the divine wisdom we seek because it is led by the holy spirit of love
     
  6. neodude1212

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    Where the hell do you find groups and social activities like that in Oklahoma?!?!?!
     
  7. Okiefreak

    Okiefreak Senior Member

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    It ain't easy!
     
  8. behindthesun93

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    On Dec. 21, 2012, I really wanna wear a t-shirt that says
    GO JESUS!
    #1!
     
  9. kaevmon

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    Does this count if media and stuff in government controlled these things and hint to do this and a spirit has been around since the mental hospital.

    This is one of my conspiracy theories and I have more evidence and theories, but those ones may be lacking.

    =)

    HAB is a type of red algae and in the movie XXX they use a machine to kill called AHAB.

    Red algae has domoic acid and saxitoxin that kills and causes amnesia and paralysis. There is no cure and can't be destroyed by freezing.

    In the demented cultish anime Mnemosyne they say they will use the domoic acid from the red algae to help spread the 'seeing god' unlucky disease which is evil. They said that people would flee to Australia and places like Taiwan because that is where the birds will go and in the anime and bible it says the birds will be misleading (revelations).

    Australia has something to do with Zion some religious or cultish people believe it is Zion in the bible even though Zion has not yet been cleansed according to the bible. These are parts of my own conspiracy theory.

    In the Matrix they resembled parts of the bible because of the oracle who was turned out to be bad in the other films is like the False Prophet in the Bible and they have Neo resemble Christ for giving his life to save those of Zion and Zion is in the bible.

    What inspired the matrix was the Occult series Ghost In The Shell and in the first movie the spontaneous life form of the net seems to really be satin or something evil (it is called the 'puppet master') and it tries to spread it's mark through the mostly cyborg person Motoko to spread more life forms on the net by combining with her. In their newer film Innocence they quote the bible and have it odd.

    I have many more conspiracy theories. Dream Works is evil and owns Ghost in the Shell now, and in the anime Mnemosyne it tries to incorporate religious aspects and is evil. The main character appears good, but says she isn't. None of them are.

    Mnemosyne includes a flower from hell that makes people paranoid. In Batman Begins they use a flower to induce fear and also try to spread it through water vapor like in Mnemosyne and the movie XXX. Shrek (Dream Works) also has a blue flower and may be a hint like other things.

    I have more proof and conspiracy theories.



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  10. ketamlne

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    i totally think if the world is gonna end in 2012.. its not because some battle between heaven and hell.. at this point.. we are our own demise.. everyone is so concerned about it... they should honestly just live life... i've argued with my fiance over this so many times.. it's like if you wanna think the world is gonna end.. then were wasting each others time...
     

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