I'm digging a ditch for a new water line into the house and have to do it by hand. Why you ask not get ditch witch because I have this huge tree growing in the front yard that must be 100 years old so the big ass roots are running everywhere. So instead of pulling out the chain saw and cutting them (up to 8 inches) I'm digging under them so I don't mess with the tree. I guess I'm more hippie than I thought cuz my friend stopped by and said he could bring his little back hoe by and get it done in 30 minutes. Well enough of a break, I'm back to digging. Stop by if ya want I got another shovel.
a real hippie would be sitting at his computer completely baked whining about how his asshole friend owns a backhoe. digging a hole is the last thing a hippie would do.
I always wanted a ditch witch....those things are neat....good thing they're few and far between because I'd have trenches all over the place for no reason at all
I got it done! I was digging around the roots just fine thinking this is going pretty well. Then within two feet of the house....... A bad memory came flooding back. I knew this girl Tracy in my early 20's, one thing lead to another and we were making out hot and heavy and clothes were coming off her slow but sure. The boobs were out and magnificent, pant off just some little panties to go, then it happens, she say oh please Stop as she grabs my hand from the top of her undies...... Ok so two feet from the house I hit a big rock, crap, I dig around it, it's not that far out of my way. As I get to the footing at the corner of the house and got to dig under it I hit a bigger rock they used under the footing. Shit it's just like Tracy grabbing my hands. So I had to go 3 feet down the side of the house to get under to run the tubing.
